pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

(via fighting-the-devils-inside)


7 hours ago // 203,880 notes
atomicdomme:

medicationmambo:

felopez:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day


#the grammar police are real and i think you got a ticket









"No, I am literally ordering you to have a nice day. If you don’t have a nice day I will find you and there will be repercussions."

a real live commafucker
atomicdomme:

medicationmambo:

felopez:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day


#the grammar police are real and i think you got a ticket









"No, I am literally ordering you to have a nice day. If you don’t have a nice day I will find you and there will be repercussions."

a real live commafucker
shallow-feelings:

digging your grave like 

Anonymous said: Is it raining or is that just you making me wet

LOL dammnn!


9 hours ago // 2 notes

Anonymous said: Are you soap bc you smell nice

haha thank you! That was sweet


9 hours ago // 1 note

Anonymous said: Chipotle is great, but I'd rather eat you instead

THIS IS MY ALL TOME FAVORITE OMG


9 hours ago // 3 notes

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

(via rebelwithoutacare)


1 day ago // 675,820 notes
Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

(Source: 2a22ma2terp2iioniic, via 90s-cynicism)


1 day ago // 158,130 notes
dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS