"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
I literally have 4 gay cousins I live the dream
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
deep red - i’m in love with you.
red - i love you.
pink - i think you’re cute.
blue - you’re amazing.
rose - you’re pretty
purple - you’re hot.
plum - i would fuck you.
violet - i would date you.
aqua - i could stay on your blog for hours.
lavender - you are my tumblr crush.
orange - i want to get to know you.
tangerine - we have a lot in common.
amber - i wish you would notice me.
cream - i don’t talk to you but I really love your blog
do it ya
i’m kinda sad and extra horny